Paris, été 72
Paris in July is a furnace, and engineering student Thorin is slowly losing his mind. Alone in his family's 5th arrondissement flat, stuck in the literature review of his graduating thesis, he's desperate for distraction. When a paint-stained English artist starts sketching him in Luxembourg Gardens, Thorin thinks he's found the perfect way to blow off steam. He has no idea what's about to hit him.
***Stand-alone in a series of Bagginshield meet-cute oneshots***
Words: 12393, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 5 of Casual encounters
- Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
- Rating: Mature
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield
- Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
- Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Historical, Alternate Universe - 1970s, Paris (City), French Thorin, English Bilbo, Artist Bilbo, Engineer Thorin, First Meetings, Meet-Cute, PWP, Porn with Feelings, Emotional Porn, First Time Topping, Loss of Virginity, Sassy Bilbo Baggins, Shy Thorin Oakenshield, POV Thorin Oakenshield, Nouvelle vague vibes, Period Typical Attitudes, Casual Sex, (becoming more than casual), Language Barrier
Making A Memory
Ori and Fíli both thought they would never see each other again. However, thanks to one best friend and the best brother ever, that isn't the case.
After years of not talking following their initial break up, they finally work it out the night of Gimli's stag do, thanks to Kíli's meddling.
What happens after is a second chance to begin anew, whilst making a memory, or two.
Words: 6850, Chapters: 1/8, Language: English
- Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/M, M/M
- Characters: Ori (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Gimli (Tolkien), Legolas Greenleaf, Nori (Tolkien), Dwalin (Tolkien), Dori (Tolkien), Sigrid (Hobbit Movies), Dís (Tolkien)
- Relationships: Fíli/Ori (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Gimli/Legolas Greenleaf, Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin/Nori (Tolkien), Dori & Nori & Ori (Tolkien), Fíli & Kíli (Tolkien)
- Additional Tags: Getting Back Together, Second Chances, POV Ori (Tolkien), POV Fíli (Tolkien), Past Relationship(s), Weddings, (It's Gimli's and Legolas'), Fíli and Kíli Brotherly Love, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Artist Ori (Tolkien), Kissing, Cuddling & Snuggling, Bridgerton References, (if you squint), Pansexual Fíli (Tolkien), Pre-Relationship, Developing Relationship, Secret Relationship, Relationship Discussions, Light Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff and Smut, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Dancing and Singing, Tenderness, Miscommunication, Happy Ending, Kíli is the best brother, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Background Relationships, Falling In Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Childhood Friends, Childhood Friends to Lovers
Making A Memory
Ori and Fíli both thought they would never see each other again. However, thanks to one best friend and the best brother ever, that isn't the case.
After years of not talking following their initial break up, they finally work it out the night of Gimli's stag do, thanks to Kíli's meddling.
What happens after is a second chance to begin anew, whilst making a memory, or two.
Words: 6850, Chapters: 1/8, Language: English
- Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/M, M/M
- Characters: Ori (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Gimli (Tolkien), Legolas Greenleaf, Nori (Tolkien), Dwalin (Tolkien), Dori (Tolkien), Sigrid (Hobbit Movies), Dís (Tolkien)
- Relationships: Fíli/Ori (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Gimli/Legolas Greenleaf, Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin/Nori (Tolkien), Dori & Nori & Ori (Tolkien), Fíli & Kíli (Tolkien)
- Additional Tags: Getting Back Together, Second Chances, POV Ori (Tolkien), POV Fíli (Tolkien), Past Relationship(s), Weddings, (It's Gimli's and Legolas'), Fíli and Kíli Brotherly Love, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Artist Ori (Tolkien), Kissing, Cuddling & Snuggling, Bridgerton References, (if you squint), Pansexual Fíli (Tolkien), Pre-Relationship, Developing Relationship, Secret Relationship, Relationship Discussions, Light Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff and Smut, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Dancing and Singing, Tenderness, Miscommunication, Happy Ending, Kíli is the best brother, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Background Relationships, Falling In Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Childhood Friends, Childhood Friends to Lovers
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Recently there have been accusations floating around that the Penguin Random House’s illustrated edition of A Feast For Crows was produced using AI generative art.
To our knowledge and as presented by the artist who completed the work in question there was NO such programing used. While he is a digital multimedia artist and relies on digital programing to complete his work, he has expressed unequivocally that no AI was used, and we believe him.
SO…
The official word from our office is, of course, that we DO NOT, never have and will not willingly work with A.I generative artists in any way shape or form.
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Of Heirs, Hobbits and Hearts
by Ben1899
Words: 10353, Chapters: 5/5, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of Quests, Mountains, and Eternal Heart
- Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Thranduil (Tolkien), Bard the Bowman (Tolkien), Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli (Tolkien), Thorin's Company, Dáin Ironfoot, Legolas Greenleaf
- Relationships: Bard the Bowman/Thranduil (Tolkien), Frodo Baggins/Fíli/Kíli, Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
- Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Idiots in Love, Boys In Love, Elf/Human Relationship(s)
To Tame a Dragon
A sickness lies over that gold. Something that transforms the greedy and preys on the souls who touch it.
Thorin is changing, physically, mentally, there is no denying that now.
He may be sick, but Bilbo can't blame the poor king. He has his own corruption to deal with.
Words: 2459, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield
- Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
- Additional Tags: Dragon Sickness, Dragon Thorin Oakenshield, Gold Sickness (Tolkien), Hand Jobs, Fangs, Horns, Monsterfucking, Kinda monsterfucking, Thorin is turning into a dragon, Sex on gold, Dubious Consent
Sickness
by xXteoXx
Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain son of Thrór, King Under the Mountain, has gotten sick because of his stubborn belief that he was used to cold weather. The Lonely Mountain was no joke, not until the forges were lit. Still, even then, it was just not enough. Bilbo Baggins now has to suffer the consequences alongside his... whatever they were. Surely nothing could go wrong, right?
OR: Thorin is a fucking idiot who thinks he's gonna die from a small fever. Bilbo has to deal with this.
Words: 2902, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
- Rating: General Audiences
- Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Óin (Tolkien), Balin (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Thorin's Company, but only mentioned a bit
- Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
- Additional Tags: Thorin Oakenshield Is a Disaster, Thorin Oakenshield Being an Idiot, Sick Character, Bilbo Baggins Has the Patience of a Saint, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alternate Universe - Bilbo Remains In Erebor, Bilbo Baggins is So Done, Fíli and Kíli Are Little Shits (Tolkien), Confessions
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The Mountain's Consort
by Ben1899
This is a story about courage, second chances, and finding love unexpectedly in the heart of a mountain.
SERIES! PART I:
A Pre-Quest Thorin: engaged?
Questing with courageous Hobbits is not for the faint of heart!
Consort Bilbo Kidnapped! & more!
Words: 10295, Chapters: 4/4, Language: English
Series: Part 1 of Quests, Mountains, and Eternal Heart
- Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
- Rating: General Audiences
- Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Dáin Ironfoot, Kíli (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien), Thorin's Company, Gandalf (Tolkien), Original Dwarf Character(s)
- Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Bard the Bowman/Thranduil (Tolkien)
- Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
Taken Pleasures
by SunnyRose
Bilbo confessed a fantasy to Thorin. One that involved getting kidnapped off his feet and whisked away to be used how his captor sees fit. Perhaps it is just a coincidence that Bilbo's schedule had been cleared for the day, and then again, perhaps Thorin had been listening very intently.
Words: 3026, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 3 of Kinktober (Collection)
- Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield
- Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
- Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Bilbo Remains In Erebor, Consort Bilbo Baggins, Consensual Non-Consent, Kidnapping, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Bondage, Knife Play, Blindfolds, Gags, Anal Sex, Minimal Preparation, Aftercare
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Back to the Glittering Caves
by Aria Breuer (Aria_Breuer), Frodo the Poet (Aria_Breuer)
Gimli, son of Glóin, has seen his fair share of treasure. The Glittering Caves are a sight to behold! And even Gimli knows it's time to start building a civilization of dwarves there. The honor of the Dwarves has come to Helm's Deep at last! It is worth every ounce of jewels found inside the Glittering Caves.
Post-War of the Ring. Gap-filler. Canon Compliant. Double Drabble. Slash.
Words: 303, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
- Rating: Mature
- Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi
- Characters: Gimli (Tolkien), Legolas Greenleaf, Lyda (OFC Dwarf)
- Relationships: Gimli/Legolas Greenleaf, Gimli/Lyda (OFC Dwarf)
- Additional Tags: Not Written by AI, Fantasy, Romance, Sensuality, Slash, Angst and Humor, Glittering Caves | Aglarond (Tolkien), Woodland Realm (Tolkien), Post-War of the Ring (Tolkien), Canon Compliant, Double Drabble, Gap Filler, Cute
Am I Annoying?
Bilbo gets in his head after a social event and decides to chat about it while giving Thorin a blowjob. Impeccable timing Bilbo!
Words: 2351, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 8 of PWP One Shots
- Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield
- Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
- Additional Tags: Post-Battle of Five Armies, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Insecure Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins Being a Brat, Autistic Bilbo Baggins, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Self-Lubrication, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Crack, Tender Sex, Top Thorin Oakenshield, Bottom Bilbo Baggins, Anal Fingering, Creampie, Comfort, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Established Relationship
The Complications of the Unexpected
Bilbo Baggins after the Battle of Five Armies, and having no news of Thorin Oakenshield being alive he couldn't bear to stay somewhere that held painful memories, so he returned to the shire. He ends up taking in his nephew Frodo after his parents died, and selfishly for the fact the young hobbit reminded him of his late husband. When Thorin turns up at Bag End to beg for his husband to return to Erebor and sort out all of their misunderstandings, he is met with a young hobbit who looks like a perfect mix of both him and Bilbo.
When and how did he become a dad?
And how was he going to win Bilbo back?
Words: 2838, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
- Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Frodo Baggins, Kíli (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien), Dís (Tolkien), Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Ori (Tolkien), Dwalin (Tolkien), Thorin's Company, Sam Gamgee, Merry Brandybuck, Pippin Took
- Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Bilbo Baggins & Frodo Baggins & Thorin Oakenshield, Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Fíli/Ori (Tolkien)
- Additional Tags: Bilbo Baggins & Thorin Oakenshield are Frodo Baggins's Parents, Bilbo Baggins and Frodo Baggins in Erebor, Married Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, But Thorin Needs To Win Him Back, Young Frodo Baggins, Consort Bilbo Baggins, Post-Battle of Five Armies, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Misunderstandings, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Confused Thorin Oakenshield, Smitten Thorin Oakenshield, Tired Bilbo Baggins, Protective Frodo Baggins, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Admin Post: Public Comment Wanted: Proposed Change to Registration Policy to Better Manage Bots
On a recent review of new account registrations, the moderators discovered about 20% of them have never logged into their account after it was approved. This is typically not a problem; it's not a drain on our data or resources, and most of us have registered for a website before, with best intentions of using it, and then just didn't get around to it. It is an expected part of running a website like ours.
However, there have been a few recent instances where mods have had to contact new members regarding their account, and despite multiple attempts, do not receive a response. This is often paired with suspicious activity that led the mods to initiate contact in the first place. (Double registrations within minutes of each other from the same IP are a common example.) These accounts appear legitimate in every other way: the field where we ask people to share something about their interest in Tolkien (there to weed out bots) includes something legit-sounding about Tolkien or fanfic or both, and the username or email are Tolkien-related or -adjacent.
We deal with bot registrations regularly and have for the life of this site. Typically, bots go for quantity rather than quality and are therefore easy to spot and simply delete. However, the rising capability of AI tools means we are likely to see bot registrations that are harder to detect.
As a moderator team, we are absolutely okay with people registering and then never using their accounts. But we are not okay with harboring bot registrations, especially AI-assisted bot registrations. The SWG opposes the use of AI that harms fans and creators, and once approved, these accounts do have access to site features like leaving comments, sending messages to other members, and posting their own works, which makes them a risk to our members who are real people and using the site appropriately.
Given this, the mods propose the following change to our Site Etiquette and Terms of Service:
- If six months pass and a new account is never logged into, we will contact that person using the email registered on the site to allow them to keep their account.
- If we receive a reply, we will keep the account open. There is no obligation for the member to log into the account or use it or maintain any minimum level of activity.
- If we don't hear a reply within two weeks, we will delete the account.
- Note that this applies only to new accounts that have never been logged into. Once a person logs into their account, they can keep it forever and use it as much or as little as they like.
The moderators are looking for thoughts, concerns, and alternate ideas for how to manage this situation. Please feel free to comment here, use our Discord #town-hall channel, or email us at moderator@silmarillionwritersguild.org. We will leave the public comment period open until at least November 17.



