Fic Rec Fridays 2020 - part 44

Defining Dickhead (8435 words) by who_la_hoop
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger
Additional Tags: terrible swearing, Boys Being Idiots, Friendship, bad presents, dubious romance
Summary:

cockblock (vulgar, slang)
verb: to impede the romantic or sexual advances of a person (usually a man) towards another

cockblockhead (vulgar, slang)
noun: a person (usually a man) who unintentionally cockblocks themselves
see also entries for: self-sabotage, absolute idiocy, Harry James Potter

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witty

Adjective: showing or characterized by quick and inventive verbal humour. See also: prose; dialogue; Draco Malfoy.

hilarious

Adjective: extremely amusing. See also: Blue Jumper, the; false moustache, v. large; UNT mug, the.

frustrating

Adjective: causing annoyance or upset because of an inability to change or achieve something. See also: Harry James Potter; obliviousness; unfortunate sense of timing. Synonyms: delicious.

An effortlessly engaging and enormously entertaining comedy of errors, complete with good intentions, false starts and inopportune interruptions. And, of course, an happy ending in spite of the protagonists' efforts to the contrary.