The Long and Short of it

Aug. 11th, 2025 11:38 pm
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Overhearing some harsh gossip at a council meeting, Bilbo decides his hair needs a trim. He was meaning to do it anyways. Bilbo was however not aware of dwarven hair customs. Cue overprotective dwarves, oblivious Hobbits and enough tooth-rotting fluff to give your dentist a heart attack, with a sprinkle of angst in the side.

Inspired by Splitting Hairs, an orphaned work.

Words: 3307, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English

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Aug. 11th, 2025 05:40 am
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Thorin gets lost on his way to Bag End to meet with Gandalf's recommended burglar. He stumbles through a flower patch, not realizing their pollen is a strong aphrodisiac used for hobbit fertility treatment. He seeks help in his host, Bilbo Baggins.

Never one to disappoint his guests, Bilbo was swift to open his bedroom door. His jaw dropped when he was faced with the dwarf haunting his sleepless night. Thorin leant against the door frame, shirtless and with loosened pants. His skin shone with sweat, the droplets highlighting the endless expanse of muscles and hair. Bilbo only prayed the dwarf wouldn't look down, because he was most certainly no longer only half hard. "Thorin!" He exclaimed.

Thorin shouldered past him and began to pace. He growled, a feral sound that made heat curl in Bilbo's gut. "Take yourself in hand you had said, that will fix it you said."

Words: 5976, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of PWP One Shots

Sinners (2025)

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36 icons from the movie Sinners here at [personal profile] gwenhazel. Spoilers in the icons at the link.

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Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
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“My mother told me the tale of Erebor once when I was young."

Thorin startles slightly.

“I did not realize it was so famous among hobbits,” he says after several seconds.

“Oh, it isn’t. My mother was...a story collector, of sorts. I don’t think any hobbit would even know the story now, save for me. I remember thinking when I first heard it how awful it must have been for the dwarves who lost everything that day.” Bilbo finally looks over at Thorin. “I am sorry for what you’ve gone through.”

Thorin holds his eye, expression unreadable, before he ducks his head in acknowledgment.

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Growing up, Bilbo never thought his penchant for storytelling would have such far-reaching consequences.

Words: 11237, Chapters: 2/15, Language: English

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When King Thranduil discovers that the Hobbit working in his palace's kitchens is possibly more attractive than himself, he determines to eliminate him. Bilbo Baggins flees, and takes up residence with a group of thirteen Dwarves. He quickly finds his way into the Dwarves' hearts ... especially that of their leader, Thorin Oakenshield. Little does Thorin suspect that Bilbo is just as taken with him.

a.k.a. Thranduil gets murderously jealous of a Hobbit who dared to be pretty in his presence, and Thorin is thoroughly smitten by the Dwarves' new guest.

Words: 2559, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

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"Há um dragão no Tesouro", é tudo o que ecoa pelo grande salão da Montanha Solitária através das milhares bocas dos anões. Soldados batem suas espadas, machado e botas contra a pedra, chiando na língua materna, khuzdul. Eles agitam-se mais e mais ao ponto das poucas crianças de Erebor chorarem nos colos das mães e cuidadores. A primeira vez que Thorin ouviu boato foi a cerca de dez luas cheias atrás, um servo tropeçou nos próprios pés e arrastou-se em berros pelo salão do Tesouro com a barba branca e olhos lípidos, entre murmúrios e choramingos, o velho anão apontou para além do ouro e disse; "Dragão". Há um dragão lá dentro."

 

[XOXO. Olha quem está vivo para surpresa de todos, esse oneshot está completa e classificada como +16 anos. Espero que goste do meu pequeno mundo alternativo, tenho outras coisas para se publicar se você quiser. Boa leitura, amo vocês.]

Words: 7475, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Português brasileiro

The Sun Stays above

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Фили закрыл глаза ладонью, бормоча себе под нос. Образ дяди Торина, сидящего на кровати, и дяди Бильбо, оседлавшего его бёдра, явно не собирался покидать его память в ближайшее время.

 

Фрагмент жизни наших героев после событий "When the Sun Rises, I will..." Автор также предупреждает, что это не может считаться абсолютно отдельной историей, она так или иначе связана с основной работой.

Words: 3519, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Русский

Series: Part 2 of When the Sun Rises - Сборник частей.

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For most of his life, Thorin Oakenshield refused to acknowledge the presence of his Mark - a green symbol linking him to another soul on Middle Earth, condemning him to listen to the thoughts of whoever that might be. Willingly keeping himself away from the source of many debates about the size of potatoes and how much cheese is left in the pantry, he decides it's for the best. That is, until he meets Bilbo Baggins, and must reconcile with the fact that the strange little Hobbit the fate of his entire race lies on is his soulmate, his universally-meant partner, and possibly his One.

Words: 10015, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

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