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Your Own Faithful Land (9469 words) by 61Below
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Bilbo Baggins & Frodo Baggins
Characters: Frodo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins, Drogo Baggins, Primula Baggins, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, Lotho Sackville-Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield
Additional Tags: Kid Fic, Letters, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Dwarves in the Shire, POV Outsider, The Ravens of Erebor, Families of Choice

Summary:

Uncle Bilbo lived Very Far Away, so he never stopped by for tea, and he missed the fireworks Gandalf lit off at the Lithe. It was too unfair. Instead, Frodo had to content himself with the letters and the wonderful stories that Uncle Bilbo would write to him.




A lovely story about a bright and curious hobbit child who gets adopted by a proud, cantankerous, and secretly quite sweet raven, about an uncle who lives far, far away, but sends the most wonderful letters and presents, and about grief, comfort, and choosing your own family.

Makes an excellent use of letters without exactly being an epistolary, and balances warmth, humour and bittersweetness in an effortless, uplifting way that never grows old for me.

Recommended for a gentle and comforting (re)read.

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The Gift of the Garden Born (25356 words) by Triskellion
Chapters: 7/7
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Thorin's Company, Dís (Tolkien), Gandalf | Mithrandir, Misc Hobbits, Kíli (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien)
Additional Tags: Cabbage Patch Hobbits, Stone Dwarf Babies, Dwarf Culture & Customs, Hobbit Culture & Customs, Dwarf & Hobbit Cultural Differences, Battle of Five Armies Fix-It, Battle of Five Armies - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Asexuality, Dwobbits, Queerplatonic Relationships

Summary:

The brave line of Thorin Oakenshield was not meant to survive the Battle of the Five Armies. But the love of a hobbit and an elleth might just change the path of history.

A fix-it inspired by my story "Of the Stone of Erebor and the Gardens of the Shire"




I recently reread this, and it still made me so happy I want to share the joy :)

Now, this is by far not the only fic to use the “cabbage patch hobbits” trope (or the “dwarven children carved from stone”, for that matter), but I feel it’s a classic for a reason.

Most importantly, the worldbuilding is solid and drives the plot like a steam engine, which is a good thing, since I doubt the two resident dorks could manage to resolve the romance plotline without some external incentive (lack of communication is a thing, here). The story also makes good use of the supporting cast, and the ending is appropriately fluffy without being sickeningly so.

In case you want a less sugar-coated take (aka no fix-it) of the same idea, try Of the Stone of Erebor and the Gardens of the Shire by the same author. It’s incomplete, but updated with a summary at the end, and the existing story is a thoroughly enjoyable read.

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The Orchid (1242 words) by Andalusa93
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: bagginshield - Relationship, Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin
Additional Tags: One Shot Collection, The Hobbit - Freeform, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Flower/Tattoo AU, Alternate Universe - Flower Shop, Alternate Universe - Tattoo Parlor, Needles and Roses AU, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Bagginshield Hell
Series: Part 1 of Needles and Roses

Summary:

In which Bilbo sucks at keeping plants alive and Thorin sucks at poetry




This rec is really for the entire series (though I’m only halfway through myself), but I thought I’d start at the first story for your convenience :P

But before I say anything else, I’d like to thank [profile] peneigh_dzredfohl for pointing out the fact that there even is fic for this AU (original concept by [profile] tosquinha and [profile] radiorcrist), and not only gorgeous art (multiple artists, check out this one for instance).​

Anyway, this thing is brilliantly and unabashedly tropey, unfailingly fluffy, and just humorous enough to escape slipping into the territory of cloyingly sweet. The concept is a lovely twist to what you’d expect (I mean 9 times out of 10 you’d find the jobs the other way around), and it’s perfect fodder for small slice-of-life stories.

This whole series is the true comfort reading in the way only fanfic can offer: it will make you smile, and perhaps sigh at characters being stupidly, ridiculously oblivious, but the worst drama is about finding out the guy across the street actually might fancy you back. And that’s… that’s the good stuff, and there’s never too much of it to go around.

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Growing Dwarves (And Kingdoms) (302541 words) by Lumeleo
Chapters: 38/38
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli/Ori, Kíli/Tauriel, Dwalin/Nori, Gimli/Legolas Greenleaf
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli, Kíli, Tauriel, Legolas Greenleaf, Thorin's Company, Gimli, Original Dwarf Character(s), Ori (Tolkien)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Not Actually Unrequited Love, magic baby, Battle of Five Armies Fix-It, Eventual Fluff, Cabbage Patch Hobbits
Series: Part 1 of Garden in the Mountain

Summary:

Sometimes, Bilbo finds, not everything goes according to plan.

First an injury and the coming winter delay his leaving Erebor, then word from the Shire leaves him mourning his beloved Bag End. And because getting added to Thorin's council isn't trouble enough, Kili is in love with an elf, Fili may or may not have his eyes on a certain little scribe, everyone seems to think he is a lady hobbit, and Thorin needs to find someone to marry.

Okay. So the last part might not be trouble, exactly, except for the part where it makes Bilbo's rather hopeless attachment even more painful. Or it wouldn't if he hadn't possibly accidentally promised to provide Thorin with an heir... and Dáin just might still be scheming something.

Fortunately, if there's one thing hobbits are good at, it's growing things. And Thorin did promise him a garden.




As befits the date, this fic is a lot of firsts. It’s one of the stories that first pulled me into the Hobbit fandom, and into reading and writing more fic. Also it’s the first (if I remember right) longfic that I ever started reading as a WIP and followed until it was finished -- and that’s a very special journey that never gets old. And last but not least, this is the story that got me shipping Fíli and Ori, and my heart will forever have a soft spot for those two.

In all, it was a fascinating experience to watch this whole vast, sprawling thicket of a story unfold and put down deep roots into a rich and solid foundation of imaginative worldbuilding that allowed the main plotline to branch out into unexpected -- and wonderfully dramatic -- directions.

And it was an additional delight to see some of those secondary plotlines take on a life of their own, developing into more than mere offshoots of the main story, yet remaining rooted to it and adding a layer of depth to the entire tapestry.

TL;DNR: in my opinion, still one of the best long fix-it stories out there, extremely easy to get lost in, darker themes skillfully used to balance the fluff without sacrificing the guaranteed happy ending.

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Accord (15338 words) by kettish
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Thorin's Company
Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Anal Sex, Cultural Differences, Knotting, Past Rape/Non-con, Just that Hobbits cant consent during their heats or ruts, So its non con, But the smut here is consensual, No worries guys I got this
Summary:

Commissioned fic by StrivingArtist on tumblr! Accord: A scent is more than the sum total of its parts. So is Bilbo more than just an Alpha and a Hobbit--he is the one Thorin wants to take him through his heat.




For reasons I’m not going to rehash here, A/B/O is usually a trope that makes me cringe. BUT there are a few exceptions: this underappreciated gem is one of them.

For one, the story uses the culture clash both to illustrate how differently biology might function for different ME races, and to actually discuss and question the characters’ preconceived assumptions about gender dynamics and their role in relationships. (Why, yes, I do like A/B/O when it gets metatextual.)

And secondly, the trope is employed to power a classic misunderstanding-fueled romance plot, which is brilliant. (Also it doesn’t hurt that the “typical” setup of who’s alpha and who’s omega gets casually subverted.)

Thirdly, I didn’t have much of a scent kink before reading this, but I’d like to point out the word “before”. Because the sensory descriptions are a treat: original, lush, and literally mouth-watering.

Recommended for two reasons: for being a fresh and inventive get-together story of two dorks trying to figure each other out-- and for the generous helping of hot steamy loving at the end *winkwink*

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Amrâlu’amad (1679 words) by TheIndianWinter
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Thorin Oakenshield, Bilbo Baggins, The Lonely Mountain - Character
Additional Tags: The fall and rise of Erebor, As told by the Mountain herself, Canon Compliant, ish
Summary:

Of all the children of the Lonely Mountain, there is none who have loved her like Thorin Oakenshield.
He has lived for her, and died for her.
It is time he lived for himself.




Recommended for a well-executed and unusual point of view that gives a slightly, but significantly different angle to familiar events. Both heart-breaking and hopeful.

Because there’s the part where “canon” becomes “canon-ish” and the tragedy gets a little twist when a push comes from the right direction.

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EreBORED (1836 words) by jezebel_rising
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Thorin's Companions
Additional Tags: Drug Use, Fluff and Crack, no really this is just total crack, kink meme fill

Summary:

From the prompt: Having a huge, shiny hoard is all lovely, but somehow, Smaug isn't your typical dragon. After snoozing on that glimmering pile of gold for 60 years, he starts growing increadibly BORED! So when a troop of dwarves and a hobbit show up at his backdoor, this provides some desperately needed entertainment as well as a way of getting the hell out of that hideous mountain without entirely losing his face.

Warning: drug use/imagery and pure, total crack. I'm not kidding. This is the crackiest thing I've ever written. IDEK, people. I really don't.




So this is a fic-length pipe-weed joke. That’s it, that’s the story.

The reason I keep coming back to this is Smaug’s wonderfully salty (and terminally bored) POV. Also orcs with pickles (I told you this was silly). And more importantly, no dragons were harmed in the making of this ficlet, which is a rare treat in this fandom (and I’m a generally dragon-sympathetic reader).

Anyway, it’s weekend, time to put your feet up and have a story and some cake, with or without any special spice ;)

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Desperate Magic (5327 words) by The_Kingmaker
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Thorin Oakenshield, Thorin's Company, Bilbo Baggins
Additional Tags: Everybody Lives, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending

Summary:

Bilbo is left to tend Thorin as he hovers on the brink of death after the Battle of the Five Armies. Is love enough to save Erebor's king, or is this the last farewell?



"It reminded him of plucking daisy petals to the litany of loves-me, loves-me-not. Yet nothing so simple as love lay on his mind. He barely dared to think it, but his question was not a matter of the heart. It was more basic, more instinctive, and he couldn’t help but feel that with each strand of hair he tended he was divining Thorin’s destiny."




Now, how to review this without giving too much away? It’s tricky, but I’ll do my best.

Perhaps it will suffice to say that the premise is remarkably original, and enchanting in every sense of the word. Or that the rich, evocative prose is a delight to read, and the deliberately unhurried pacing combined with the intimate, atmospheric character of the narrative will keep you spellbound until the very last line.

And that is all I dare to tell you, save that this lovely little tale is best enjoyed with growing anticipation and a bated breath. Mood-uplifting properties solidly demonstrated on a limited sample size of one (1).

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Put Me In The Ground (1495 words) by Lapin
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Major Character Death
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Frodo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Thorin's Companions
Additional Tags: Grief/Mourning, life - Freeform, It goes on, Memories, Love

Summary:

It is on one quiet afternoon that Frodo, young, innocent child he is, asks, very matter-of-factly, “Uncle, why aren't you married?”

And all Bilbo says is, “Because I am not.”

That is the truth, after all.




So I went into my bookmarks looking for a rec, came across this and made a blubbery mess of myself - which means I'm now going to spread out the damage. (Also I can’t believe I haven’t recced this before!)

First of all: do not mistake brevity for simplicity - this story skillfully interweaves a single, seemingly innocent conversation with the complex course of an entire lifetime, framing the achingly bittersweet reminiscence of have-beens and what-ifs with the starkly painful reality of the present. Because while time might soften and blunt the most immediate edges of grief, some wounds will never scar over completely - for what is lost is so precious that to forget it would be unthinkable.

Recommended for clear, evocative prose where every word has its rightful place, for agonisingly well-depicted emotion that doesn't veer into the pathetic, and for excellent character insight. Bring a handkerchief. Bring a pack.

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Oak and Mistletoe (55643 words) by HildyJ
Chapters: 9/9
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Hamfast Gamgee, Various Hobbits, Gandalf, Dís, Fíli, Kíli
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Middle Earth Setting, Alternate Universe - Erebor Never Fell, Shire AU, Romance, Fluff, Supernatural Elements, Fairy Tale Elements, First Meetings, First Kiss, Falling In Love, Angst
Series: Part 1 of Oak and Mistletoe

Summary:

After a life dominated by a strange form of sickness, Thorin is sent to the Shire to seek a cure only Bilbo Baggins can offer.




A perennial favourite I reread regularly, of the variety I call "comfort reading."

The lasting charm is a sum of many parts: to begin with, this is a fairytale with a delightfully original premise, but that’s not all. It’s also a Romance writ large, the kind of lovestory that kindles slow but burns oh-so-very-hot once caught. Yet it’s not overly sweet, for both Bilbo and Thorin are grown people, and the past has not always been kind, nor is the present without its troubles.

And true love, to be worth the name, is no easy gift of the fates. You have to want it, and choose it. But then it’s all the more precious. Then, it is sweet as strawberries, vast as the summer’s blue sky, soft as a lover’s voice, and warm as firelight on bare skin.

A final, special mention goes to the prose for vivid imagery and description that caters to all of the five senses, quite literally. To return to it feels like coming home.

(Also be sure to check the outtakes, if you like a peek at the steamier side of things.) I know I certainly do.

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trouvaille (18242 words) by northerntrash
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Gandalf | Mithrandir, Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Nori, Dori (Tolkien), Bofur (Tolkien), Bifur (Tolkien), Bombur (Tolkien)
Additional Tags: Growing Old Together, Retirement, Renovating houses, copious swearing, Domestic Fluff, for the Bagginshield Summer of Fluff!

Summary:

The house in the country needs renovating.

Everything goes downhill from there.




Aka the story including, in no particular order:

  • the owl up the chimney and the associated shenanigans
  • Gandalf's questionable (or fabulous, depending how you look at it) fashion sense
  • the bees
  • two very relatably middle-aged and over-worked people being adorable dorks about renovating, countryside and all the side benefits thereof
  • the cat who just might have a dash of dragon in it
  • the sobering and bittersweet realization that any truly meaningful change involves both loss and gain
  • and the equally exhilarating truth that you’re never too old for some adventure.
  • Filed in my bookmarks under “in case of sads”, and as such, makes for a nice cosy afternoon’s read now that the autumn is almost upon us.

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    biarritz
    vtforpedro
    Rating: General Audiences

    Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

    Category: M/M

    Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types

    Relationship: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield

    Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli, Kíli, Dwalin

    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern Royalty, Fluff, Beach Holidays, Sappy

    Language: English 

    Stats:

    Published: 2017-10-26

    Words: 16023

    Chapters: 1/1

     


     

    I just started my holiday and my brain's kind of fried, so have a thematically appropriate rec.

    Have a story about a writer who only wants a quiet holiday (feat. his weight in French cuisine and an inadvisable number of cocktails), only to be distracted from this goal by a king, who -- in addition to being disturbingly handsome -- is surprisingly good at building sandcastles.

    Have a soft, sweet, sunshine-warmed romance that I've tagged with "in case of sads" for a good reason.

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    Come Back in Tears (4748 words) by Hlessi
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
    Rating: Mature
    Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
    Relationships: Him/The Dwarf
    Characters: Him, The Dwarf, Mentions of people he should know
    Additional Tags: Kink Meme, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Character Death, as Big Folk reckon it, Major Character Injury, Heavy Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Hobbit Culture, Cultural Differences, Consent Issues, Dubious Consent

    Summary:

    He must have been wonderful, before.




    This is strange and wonderful and absolutely horrible. Bring a handkerchief. Bring a pack.

    And if you know me at all, the above should absolutely be considered a recommendation. Also it's just about all I can say without spoiling the whole thing. But if this one stays and haunts you for a long time after, don't tell me I didn't warn you.

    Recced for a beautiful telling of the terrible thing that's the aftermath of good intentions.

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    The Ghost And Mr Baggins (76700 words) by perkynurples
    Chapters: 12/12
    Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
    Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Frodo Baggins, Sam Gamgee, Hamfast Gamgee, Beorn
    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Ghosts, Haunted Houses, Alternate Universe - Historical, Alternate Universe - The Ghost And Mrs Muir Fusion

    Summary:

    They say that everything can be cured by saltwater - sweat, tears or the sea. Bilbo Baggins chooses the last option, taking his recently orphaned nephew and moving to the charming Oak Cottage, overlooking England’s grislier shores. The house charms him instantly, and though he knows nothing at all about the sea, or about making ends meet on his own so far from everything he’s known his whole life for that matter, he’s quite determined to stay, and see his nephew get better, odd sounds in the night be damned. He’s living in a modern world, after all, and the nonsense he’s been hearing about the house being haunted by its former owner, the mysterious Captain Durin, is just silly superstition… isn’t it?




    I read this over summer holiday a few years back, and although I don’t remember it as a cheerful read, it’s delightful in many other ways, some of them heartbreaking.

    But where to begin? Perhaps the house. The Oak Cottage is written as so real and so lovely I would live there in a heartbeat. And the house comes with a ghost. And ghostly domestic bickering, or dare I say companionable snark.

    Also there’s a moving, well-paced, slowly unraveling mystery with enough twists and turns to keep you tapping that Next Chapter button.

    And no matter how much it hurts, I can’t help admiring the devious way the canon tragedies are interwoven into the historical reality of this particular AU.

    In short, it’s a moving, expertly crafted tale of love and loss and daring -- and patience rewarded. And if I said I didn’t cry over it, it would be a gross lie. But they were not all sad tears. Enjoy!

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    As Through a Swirling Mist (21665 words) by Jezunya
    Chapters: 11/11
    Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
    Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Gandalf | Mithrandir, Thranduil (Tolkien), Thorin's Company
    Additional Tags: Ghost Bilbo, Happy Ending, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, halloween fic, ghost story, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Complete, POV Bilbo Baggins
    Summary:

    After taking that nasty blow to the head, Bilbo wakes to the quiet, grey landscape atop Raven Hill, made only quieter and greyer by the shifting shadows of his little magic ring – only the ring isn't on his finger anymore, and there's another Bilbo Baggins lying at his feet, unconscious in the freezing twilight, whom Bilbo's hands pass right through when he tries to retake control of his body.

    Incorporeal and unseen, Bilbo must find his friends in the aftermath of the Battle of Five Armies and, somehow, bring back help before the cold night – or the cold of the ring – consumes him.



    My rec for this week is a small, well-crafted and atmospheric ghost story that fits any season in spite of the Halloween context.

    It has an appropriately agonizing mystery that unravels at just the right pace to keep the reader hooked, and there’s also a very, very nice dose of angst and despair to go with it (by ‘a very nice dose’ I mean that I left at least one comment that was essentially a long string of NOPE). Also it doesn’t hurt that the antagonist is not above upping the stakes when you least expect it.

    Last but not least: the tale is now complete, so you can make it through to the resolution and eventual happy ending in one sitting. Enjoy!

    katajainen: sophie from howl's moving castle standing in rain (sophie in rain)
    So this is an mostly canon-ish AU I've been tinkering with for a while, and one of the stories I hope to finish while writing for the [community profile] getyourwordsout challenge.

    It begins around Bilbo's famous 111th birthday party; the snippet under the cut is set a while after his departure...

    Read more... )
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    loch rothiemurchus and mountains

    So, I managed to finish editing my very self-indulgent modern AU fem!bagginshield story, 'Like The Roses Want The Rain', at 14,000 words and some.

    I had great fun writing it, and you can now read the whole thing here.
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    Love-In-Idleness (160068 words) by perkynurples
    Chapters: 20/20
    Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
    Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
    Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, implied Dís/Dwalin
    Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Dís, Gandalf, Balin, Fíli, Kíli, Primula Brandybuck, Bofur, Dwalin, Thranduil, Radagast, Bombur, Bifur, Dori, Ori (Tolkien), Nori (Tolkien), Tauriel, Legolas Greenleaf
    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Slow Burn, Humor, Tags May Change

    Summary:

    Taking Bilbo Baggins, a successful movie actor who is only just getting used to the perks and intricacies of becoming A Face People Want To See, and putting him together with Thorin Oakenshield, with his very traditional (read: slightly backwards) ideas about what constitutes Real Art and Real Talent, might very well be viewed as just some clothead’s idea of a joke. But there are jokes, and then there are carefully calculated risks the size of controversial reproductions of classic Shakespearean plays - for Bilbo, it is the chance of a lifetime to prove himself to all those who have ever deemed him too one-dimensional to even attempt stage, while Thorin has the opportunity to get out of the rut that’s been hindering his career for so long now, and shine in a role worthy of his talent once again. That is if the two learn how to share the same space for more than ten minutes without wanting to tear each other’s hair out. The course of true love never did run smooth, after all…


    For your holiday enjoyment, I propose one of my guaranteed feel-good stories, a nice, long, finely crafted read.

    To start with, it’s set in a rich and detailed AU that provides plenty of fuel for all kinds of emotional misunderstanding and frustration. (The theatre setting is a special bonus to me, because while I might know zilch about the actual craft, I’m very weak for all the behind-the-scenes trivia.)

    Second, it’s funny enough to make you wonder whether you might strain your face from grinning too much. Or rupture a spleen from stifled laughter. (I often read at night and live with three other people. This is sometimes a problem.) The dialogue alone is a hoot and a half, and the character chemistry (and personality clashes) provide plenty of opportunity for wit.

    Third, the pining is long and painful and exquisite. The plot revels in not following your typical romcom template, and the pacing works so well the resolution doesn’t feel drawn-out at all. And I won’t spoil the ending for you, but only say it’s the cherry on a very lovely cake.

    Recommended accompaniment: a soft flat surface of your choice and plenty of chocolates.

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    Undress Me: Bilbo (6059 words) by Bead
    Chapters: 1/1
    Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
    Rating: Mature
    Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
    Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
    Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield
    Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Romance, Love at First Sight
    Series: Part 4 of To Kiss A Stranger

    Summary:

    The last in the video-inspired "To Kiss a Stranger series!" This particular fic was inspired by this video, which was a promotional piece for Showtime's "The Masters of Sex."

    Many, many thanks to my beta squad!


    So this is the fic that I read (and reread) and marveled how it actually did not melt my screen. Also an excellent example of how falling in lust love at first sight is done properly.

    For one, it's funny; it has witty sparkling banter, dry humour and gentle needling. But the other aspect that gets me every time is the incredible, tangible chemistry between these two so-called strangers. And I'm not only talking about physical attraction (although this is rated M for a reason), but also the emotional connection that's evident starting from the first spoken exchange.

    I just... this is one of the stories I go to when I need to smile at something fine and lovely and sweet. (And also one I need to pick apart someday to see how it's made.) Have a go, and I promise you won't regret it.

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