Fic Rec Fridays 2018 - part 34

On Omelettes (898 words) by icarus_chained
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins & Bombur, Balin & Dwalin
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Bombur, Dwalin, Ori (Tolkien), Balin, Thorin's Company, Mirabella Took
Additional Tags: Crack, Weapons, Ancestors, Ancestral Weapons, Cooking, Hobbits, Dwarves, Violence, Innuendo, BAMF Hobbits

Summary:

Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.

Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice.

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One of my go-to make-me-smile stories. Two words: wolfsblood omelettes. Or three words: badass hobbit ladies. Or four and change: top-notch companionable snark in a bite-size format. Enjoy!