Fic Rec Fridays 2018 - part 34

[katajainen]

On Omelettes (898 words) by icarus_chained
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins & Bombur, Balin & Dwalin
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Bombur, Dwalin, Ori (Tolkien), Balin, Thorin's Company, Mirabella Took
Additional Tags: Crack, Weapons, Ancestors, Ancestral Weapons, Cooking, Hobbits, Dwarves, Violence, Innuendo, BAMF Hobbits

Summary:

Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.

Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice.

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One of my go-to make-me-smile stories. Two words: wolfsblood omelettes. Or three words: badass hobbit ladies. Or four and change: top-notch companionable snark in a bite-size format. Enjoy!

Comments

[roselightfairy]

...oh my gosh.

I would never have found this if you hadn't recced it and OH. MY. GOSH. what an excellent way to wake up at stupid o'clock in the morning!! Thank you for transferring this over!

[katajainen]

My pleasure; this is one of my own lasting favourites! (Also I can't take full credit, because I was also recced this - but what goes around comes around.)