Aug. 9th, 2019

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In the Closet (4037 words) by ikkiM
Chapters: 8/8
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth
Characters: Jaime Lannister, Brienne of Tarth
Additional Tags: Awkward Boners
Series: Part 1 of A Whole Universe in a Closet

Summary:

Jaime Lannister finds himself in the closet, but he's not alone.




I do not know if chili-flavoured cotton candy is a thing that exists, but if it does not, it should be invented just to describe this story.

Because it would make the perfect comparison to this concoction of toothache-inducing fluff that has very little substance, but just the right amount of hot stuff mixed in. And like eating too much sugar, this one also has the potential to induce hysterical bouts of laughter.

Please avoid consuming with beverages of any kind, or in any circumstances where sudden ugly gigglesnorting should be avoided. You have been warned.

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