Fic Rec Fridays 2019 - part 35

Sexplanations (Of the Horrible Sort) (7048 words) by bixgirl1
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Madam Pomfrey, Ron Weasley
Additional Tags: Hogwarts Eighth Year, Secret Sex, Secret Relationship, Humor, Snark, Confused Relationships, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Dirty Talk, sex injuries, Semi-Public Sex, Embarrassing Situations, Bottom Draco

Summary:

Harry's willing to put up with a certain amount of injury, as long as he and Malfoy can keep doing... whatever it is they're doing. Maybe. Mostly.

Especially if there might be more to it than sex.

Based on a tumblr headcanon.

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This here is a prescription read for feeling down, and not just for the laughs (though those are frequent and significant). Rather, it’s because woven through the increasingly convoluted and ridiculous explanations for embarrassing situations is a not-so-well-hidden plot thread that smells suspiciously like romance.

It’s very young, often quite stupid, and sometimes truly silly, but that only makes it feel genuine and oh-so-sweet. (And incidentally, a very good example of what I call the “dorks in love” trope.)

For a perfectly-measured delicacy to enjoy with a leisurely cup of tea on a Saturday afternoon, look no further! (NB: The author of this review will not be held accountable for any spluttered beverage.)