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Undress Me: Bella (4311 words) by Bead
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield
Additional Tags: Female Bilbo, Alternate Universe - Always a Different Sex, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Female Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Rule 63
Series: Part 3 of To Kiss A Stranger

Summary:

Along last Friday, AO3 User Maybege mentioned that the same filmmaker who made "First Kiss" had also made a film called "Undress Me," as a promotional film for Showtime's series "The Masters of Sex."

Welp. Here we are. Similar story; two strangers. New twist: undressing each other.

Many thanks to Maybege, and my beta/cheerleading squad: tygermama, bubbysbub, and everbright-mourning. They are as awesome as they are silly, and have me half-talked into a story where Dwalin is a kindergarten teacher.

Ooh, here's the video, btw.

I think I may do a Bilbo version of this, too.


A spin-off to the "To Kiss a Stranger" fics I recced a while back (rec 1 and rec 2), and one of my go-to in-case-of-sads and guaranteed-to-bring-a-smile-to-your-face reads.

First off, the chemistry between those two here is just stupendous - intense without being creepy (considering that this is a first meeting), and sweet without turning into saccharine love-at-first-sight mush. Basically, this is the one case in a million where "you could cut the atmosphere with a knife" is not a cliché.

And the dialogue is the bring-a-smile-guarantee part: it's witty and funny and just the right amount of tender... and pray excuse me while I melt. Just. Go read the thing. Give yourself a happy moment.

katajainen: Photo of dandelion seedhead silhouetted against light blue sky. (Default)
To Kiss A Stranger: Bella (4404 words) by Bead
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli, Bofur, Bifur, Kíli, Ori (Tolkien)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Always a Different Sex, Romance, First Kiss, rule63, Female Bilbo, fem!Bilbo, Female Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
Series: Part 1 of To Kiss A Stranger

Summary:

Ori Rison asks a group of strangers (strangers to each other) to share a first kiss. He asks his distant cousin Thorin Oakenshield into it, egged on by Thorin's nephews. To Thorin's great surprise, he agrees.

Meanwhile, Ori's lighting designer Bofur ropes his friend Bella Baggins into it.

Inspired by "First Kiss," a gorgeous video of twenty strangers kissing, which can be found here.


This is a story I've tagged in my bookmarks with 'in case of sads'. It has an excellent concept, one of the best-written kisses I've ever read, and the sweetest, funniest, schmoopiest dialogue you could ever wish for.

And Ori is brilliant. And the bagginshield chemistry is awesome. And did I mention the kissing? It's a special kind of wonderful, and that's all I'm willing to say without completely spoiling the thing for you. Just read the thing.

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